...er off. "Naruto and I are currently expressing our youthful-"
"Lee, I don't think you should be talking to anyone in your current state," She faintly heard a calm voice in the background. "Give me the phone."
"Hell no! I-"
"I apologize for them," The formerly background voice said into the phone. "I took Lee and Naruto out for some male bonding, but I didn't know Lee was so sensitive to alcho-"
"Shut up, Sai! I wanna talk to Hinata!" There was a loud crackling noise in Hinata's ear as there was a struggle for the phone, then Naruto's voice came on again. "Sai's such a loser. He needs to get laid."
Lee shouted his agreement.
"Sai is white. Seriously. He's like, so white he's black. It's scary. He's like, albino," Naruto said with a dead seriousness to his voice.
"Naruto-kun?" Hinata tried asking her question once again. "Are you going to tell me why you called?"
"Because you're hot!" He said as way of explanation. It actually wasn't an explanation at all; but Hinata was so shocked that she didn't notice this and was unable to speak as Naruto continued. All she did was yelp and feel like she was about to have a heart attack. It's a miracle she didn't faint on the spot. "Seriously, your boobs are huge! They're, like, as freakin' big as Tsunade's! I don't know why you...